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The Little Opener That Could(n’t)

February 25, 2009

From: Willy U. Gooutwithme
To: Sylvia

Nice Picture.. So you want to tell me how recent your pictures are? Well i think you look charming and would love to know you better if you don’t mind.

I don’t know if you would like to chat sometime or not but my yahoo messenger address is will.u.gooutwithme@email.com. I hope you had a good night and I will talk to you soon I hope

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From: Sylvia
To: Willy U. Gooutwithme

Hi Willy,

Thanks for the compliment and the message. I noticed that you signed up for the site recently. Welcome! šŸ™‚

I totally get your concern about the pictures… to say that there is misrepresentation on these sites is an understatement. Still, leading with that question? Not the best opener. You seem like a nice guy, so I share my reaction as a potentially helpful hint.

Though it’s frustrating, sometimes you’ll end up wasting time. I’ve found it helpful to look for the following warning signs:
-Grainy, poor resolution or postage stamp sized thumbnails
-Outdated hairstyles, leg warmers, or covered wagons in the background
-General inconsistencies between pictures

For the record, 2 pics are from 2006, 1 from 2008, the main pic was taken last month, and all have been carefully selected to accurately reflect what I look like in real life.

Wishing you great luck in your search,
S

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