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September 9, 2007

Date received: September 9, 2007; 4:45:28 AM
Subject: up late again?
How are you?


You are quite the observant fellow. I am indeed awake. My helper monkey called in sick this week so I am burning the midnight oil not responding to your first three messages. Phew! I can’t keep up with all of this not keeping up.

For what it’s worth, you’re dodging a bullet here. You don’t wanna get mixed up with an insomniac for whom a successful day involves not locking herself out of her own apartment and remembering to feed her pack of feral pit bulls. Madge, Mephistopheles, Judo-chop and Rowena sure do get fussy when hungry, ya dig?


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