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Nuts and Dolts

October 20, 2006

nuts_bolts.jpgStimulus:
Annoying mixed messages and generalized ambivalence.

Desired response:
Nothing – we hate wishy washy.

Actual response:
Compensate for his lack of sack and initiate relationship.

Inevitable Outcome:
Schedule time to initiate break up.

Foregone Conclusion:
A guy who doesn’t have balls is unlikely to be able to play ball.

Addendumb:
If it’s a relationship you seek,
Go for the sensitive geek.
Just want nookie?
You’ll find it with a rookie.

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