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Cautionary Tale: When Thongs Go Wrong

June 21, 2005

I recently opened up one of my favorite fashion magazines to find an interesting article about the very latest in undergarments. According to the article, Olga has now produced a “moisture thong”, which, via imbedded microbeads, delivers aloe vera to your hoochie and other delicate areas surrounding your hoochie.
Wha?
Huh?
Butt…
Nevermind.

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