Nuts and Dolts October 20, 2006
Posted by mizzsylviawinchester in Chemistry Experiments (♂), Dating Stories, McDouchebag.add a comment
Stimulus:
Annoying mixed messages and generalized ambivalence.
Desired response:
Nothing – we hate wishy washy.
Actual response:
Compensate for his lack of sack and initiate relationship.
Inevitable Outcome:
Schedule time to initiate break up.
Foregone Conclusion:
A guy who doesn’t have balls is unlikely to be able to play ball.
Addendumb:
If it’s a relationship you seek,
Go for the sensitive geek.
Just want nookie?
You’ll find it with a rookie.
