Pitt Stains
At their worst, break-ups are bad. Let alone divorces. From famous people. Who. Will. Not. Shut. Up. I realize Jennifer has moved on and I’m the only one still wearing my ‘Team Aniston’ jersey.
With his foot planted firmly in his mouth, you’d think Brad Pitt would be physically incapable of blathering on about the whole thing. Noooo-ho-ho. Dude has got to keep making it worse. Fast forward to 2:54. It’s priceless:
“It’s a shame that I can’t say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in. You know, she (Jen) doesn’t deserve it.”
Hey Brad? Come a little closer. Closer. Closer. Closer still…
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<judo chop for good measure>
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I watched the Matt Lauer interview. There was no “cut-to-camera-two” editing skewing the context of your statement. If you make a comment about your boring former marriage and IN THE SAME BREATH say that the best gift you gave your kids was an amazing pouty-lipped mother, guess what? Folks are gonna read between the lines that you are inferring that Aniston was not on parr pop out your demon spawn.
Douche.
Just own it and let’s move on. I’d like to retire my ‘Team Aniston’ shirt. It’s getting threadbare.
winniesylvester
mizzsylviawinchester
Oh, girl you SO went there on his A$$! He was all, like blah, blah, and you were like, I’m all Perez Hilton up on that and Shizzle!
Well, I thought it was a little over the top. Mr. Pitt might be a sensitive guy, you know. What if he were to Google himself (you know what I mean) and come across the above essay? Think of the children!